Keeping in the background

Adolf Hitler visited Italy in 1938 for a week, between 3 qnd 10 May. He travelled to Rome by train. In Rome, the king of Italy and Mussolini picked him up at the station. By car they went to the Palazzo Quirinale, where a meeting was arranged. Than they drove through the city in an open car. There was a military parade that Hitler attended and they layed a garland at La Piaza. On the second day there was another miltary parade on the Via del Fori Imperiali as can be seen above. But wait a minute - who's that marching with them?

Following his own communist manifesto

A little known fact is that the X Factor is the 3rd most watched programme in North Korea after "The Paul O'Grady Show" and "The Hairy Bikers' Cookbook". Louis Walsh was asked to send one of his group to entertain Kim Jong-il and his family at his daughter's 17th birthday party. Naturally Louis sent Kandy Raine however there was a misunderstanding at border control and three of them were executed. No big loss.

12 hours later and John and Edward were on the plane to replace them and upon arrival, Edward instantly sought council with the Paramount Leader who is reported to have been very impressed with his knowledge of state led terrorism, waterboarding and how to dissappear an entire family without anyone asking any questions. "He reminds me of a young me! Now - shoot that journalist." joked the despot. Needless to say, the party went with a bang as the boys delivered their rendition of  "Oops, I did it again".

The death of Mao Tse Dong

Despite being 15 years before Edward was born, this photograph showing the funeral of the First Chairman of the People's Republic of China seems to show a certain member of a certain familial pop-group queueing to see his corpse lying in state.

It is uncertain whether Edward is a communist however it is believed that in the many interviews he has given, he has never denounced the Chinese invasion of Tibet.

"Yeah, my brother's just clumsy I suppose" - E.Grimes (2009)

On the morning of their first photoshoot, Edward was there bright and early while John was over three hours late. He finally arrived claiming that he had walked into a door, later changing his story that he had fallen down the stairs, that it was all his fault and he was sorry.

We are aware that all magazine photograhers like to PhotoShop pictures to get rid of blemishes on their subjects however EdwardIsEvil has managed to get hold of some of the original negatives as can be seen here.

Louis Walsh knows the truth!

On 16th October 2009, John and Edward celebrated their 18th birthday and as a surprise for the pair, Louis Walsh arranged for a cake to be delivered to the pair.

As can be seen from the picture on the left, while John's name is lovingly iced under his image, Edward only gets a description.

Note the look of joy on John's face while all Edward can force is a chilling grimace.